This is a true story about not getting the right anti-body. I could have used a bodyguard. Everybody always seemed to come to Stephanie’s (nobody) house. Somebody always seemed to take nobody’s stuff. Anybody could have showed up, but nobody did. There was an important job to be done and everybody was too busy. Somebody knew about it. Everybody was sure that nobody had it under control. When somebody did, everybody got mad at nobody. Everybody wanted nobody around. Everybody thought anybody was right. Ended up everybody blamed nobody. When really anybody could have done it. The moral of the story is nobody will end up dead. Nobody was headed for embodiment. If only anybody would have embodied.