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I’ll be Poofed!

Updated: Dec 21, 2019

Does your shit stink? From this infectious disease. Well, if not I could fart in your general direction and you can have a woof of mine. Cause it seems I am bound for nowhere in my foolish nightmare. Because I was always on my families shit list. Have you ever seen shit smile? Guess who just got flushed down the john. Back to the flower power. This toilet is my bed tonight from you toiling with me today. Hope I don’t flush it all away!

Of course, you know Rudolph has a shiny nose, so shiny he slips every time. And obviously Frosty melts every time the drugs are in the same room. But those stories have been around for centuries. Because we all know who splats up our holidays. With a hollar to 911. Miss Stephanie the Christmas Poo. Small with frowns from all arounds. Flush her away because she is bounds for the holy grounds. From all of your rounds. A present of pain from down below. Spreading refrain there she’ll-GO! She’s seen the love inside of you cause she’s piece of poo. Miss Stephanie the Christmas Poo she vicariously loves you.